Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we need to have a serious word about reading the small print.

Maid Marian is the most famous influencer in all the land. She's got the followers, she's got the ring light, she's got the angles. What she does NOT have is a lawyer. Because a sneaky, stinky, absolutely diabolical little fairy has slid a contract under her nose and Marian signed it without reading a single word. And now? NOW? She has to marry whoever owns the Golden Goose. For the followers. Was it worth it Marian? WAS IT WORTH IT?

Now here's where it gets complicated. Our Marian has only gone and fallen completely, hopelessly, ridiculously in love with Robin Hood while wandering through... The Forest of Dreams.

(We do apologise. The woodland creatures have a contract too. They've been waiting. Please hold for a song and dance routine.)

Right! Robin Hood (we know, we know, phwoooar) now has to break into the Sheriff of Nottingham's fortress (boooooo!), steal a goose (don't ask), and win the hand of the woman he loves. How does one do all of that, you ask?

Rap battle.

That's it. That's the plan. We're as surprised as you are.